Zenith Breitling

Righto, cats, Zen here.

I’m a straight-shooting Aust-Asian GenXer, with eight years in the industry and currently living in Perth (after previously working across Australia).

I’ve been told I’m great fun (in bed and out), and I really enjoy my job.

After wading through tonnes of profiles, you’ve probably seen enough flowery bullshit like “being ready to please”, “oh I’m so lonely, come fuck me baby”, and “sexy hot XXX dreamz”.

Well, guess what? There’s none of that sycophantic rubbish here!

So, let’s get straight to it:

I’m a professional sex worker.
You’re a clean, respectful client.
We both understand why we’re here.

You’ll find me warm, welcoming and open-minded.

The sizzling body, tongue piercing and ink... those are all bonus extras. YOU WIN!

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HYGIENE REQUIREMENTS:
- No flu-like symptoms
- Not isolating or quarantining
- Not a close contact of someone isolating or quarantining
- No Antivax. No Sovereign Citizens. No Freedumb Foighters.
- Personal hygiene needs to be exceptional. No skin infections or scabs, no mouth sores, no sweaty ballsacks, no crusty toejam.
- Fingernails and toenails must be kept short. There’s a nail clipper available on-site.
- Preferably, client's pubes are neatly trimmed where possible. Scrubbing all pubes and ass-crack with a washcloth, shower puff or loofah is mandatory.
- This list isn’t exhaustive.
- If all this is Too Hard for you, stop reading now. Plenty of providers are better suited to your needs. I only see The Best clients. THE BEST.

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Here’s the thing: people visit escorts for all sorts of reasons...

- Want some down-to-earth intimacy, without bells and whistles?
- Hoping to escape reality for a couple of hours?
- Maybe your employer paid for your hotel room and you’d like to share it with someone?
- Had enough of parlours and brothels? Keen to try a session with a private escort?

- Finding it hard to connect with others?
- Enjoy companionship but don’t want commitment?
- Shift worker? Struggle to hook up or keep a relationship going during 'normal' hours?
- Big weekend? Feel like spoiling yourself?
- End of a big weekend?? Home alone, looking for a cuddle? Or not ready to head home yet?

- Having a hard time with a long-distance relationship?
- Are personal circumstances getting in the way of sex with your significant other?
- Seeking a provider who deeply understands disability access and social inclusion?
- Recently divorced and in need of some practise before getting on Tinder?
- Maybe you’re already Tindering... and it’s all been disastrous??

... The reasons guys see escorts are as varied and wide-ranging as the escorts (and services) available.

In the sex industry, “something for everyone” really is true.
And not everyone paying for sex is a sad sack or loser.

So don’t worry, tiger. I’ve been around the block.
Nothing surprises me.
Sex isn’t formulaic. For many sessions, the journey matters more than the destination.

“If you don’t cross the finish line, you’re not a failure (and neither am I).”

Say that to yourself out loud. Say it again. Keep reminding yourself that good sex ≠ erections, jizz or orgasms. Good sex is about PLEASURE and CONSENT. Nobody can ‘make’ anyone come.

Sexual experiences can mean different things to different people, so please read my entire profile carefully to ensure What-I-Offer really matches What-You’re-Seeking.

If something isn’t covered here, drop me a line. Communication is key.

My friends call me Zen. x

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CAREER SNAPSHOT

EXPERIENCE

Independent Sex Worker - 2013 to current
Touching Base Referral Program for Clients With Disability - 2016 to current
Consultant/Collaborator - Consentability sex education for people with disability QLD
Board Member - National sex worker support NGO - 2017
Board Member - State-based sex worker support NGO - 2015 - 2019
Sex Worker Volunteer Liaison - State-based disability/sexuality education/awareness NGO - 2016 - current
Key Contributor (Australia) "Smart Service Providers' Guide to ICT & Sex Work" published by Global Network of Sex Work Projects 2016
Workshop Facilitator "Consumer Behaviour: Into The Lions' Den" - Scarlet Alliance National Forum 2015
Workshop Facilitator "Femidom 101: Female condom" - currently in development
Scarlet Alliance National Forum 2015 - 2018
Hodependence Day (sex industry gala ball), Melbourne 2017

QUALIFICATIONS

"Professional Disability Awareness Training" Touching Base Inc - 2015

INDUSTRY MEMBERSHIPS

Scarlet Alliance
Touching Base Inc.
Sex Worker Outreach Project (SWOP) NSW
Magenta WA
Sexuality, Education, Counselling & Consultancy Agency (SECCA) WA

RETWEETED BY

Sydney Opera House
Wil Anderson
FC2 (Global Manufacturer of Female Condoms)
NSW Tourism
Scarlet Alliance
Nikki Darling (online sex shop)

RECENT AWARDS

"Champion Person" Trophy (this is an actual trophy that a client presented to me - I can show you a photo!) - George of Sydney
Best Kisser - Colin of Gold Coast
Most Eloquent - Ricky of Sydney
Most Memorable Overnight - Andy of Newcastle, Spencer of Central Coast, Jack of Melbourne
Best Nipples - Armand of Sydney
Most Infectious Laugh - Jenny of Perth
Best Sex I've Ever Had - Trent of Perth, Darren of Hobart, Michael of Adelaide, Cameron of Melbourne, Julius of Sydney, Jonathon of Brisbane
Gold Medal for Gólden Showër - Paul of Perth
Better Than All The BDSM Kink Fetish Porn For Rōman Shõwer - Sebastian of Byron Bay
Favourite Provider - Ivan of Sydney, Randall of UK, Richie of Perth, Reg of Mandurah, Sean of Newcastle, Matt of Melbourne, Greg of Northern Rivers, Rick of USA
*names changed to protect privacy

NO MAKE-UP.
NO BULLSHIT.
NO PRINCESS ATTITUDE.

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I’m currently fielding enquiries from:

Mandurah Busselton Bunbury Albany Manjimup Bridgetown Pemberton Albany Esperance Northam York Kalgoorlie Merredin Dunsborough Margaret River Geraldton Karratha Broome Port Hedland Yallingup

Use the template below and Text Zen Today!

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- Day / Time / Duration
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- What you liked about it

SMS: 0474120112