Blaire

@g0thwater

Please read through my booking/deposit info before you message me. The next person who skips alllll my info and goes straight to my number is getting whacked with a pool noodle lol

Anyway. Hey, how are ya!

For those of you who can't/don't read:

100lbs, DD's, long black hair, funny. Smart. High-end. West Springs YYC. Deposit required. Got it.

For those of you who can:

I'm pretty cool—or that's what I've been told. Visually and intellectually stimulating.

If I were to describe myself, I'd say my style is kind of gothy-tomboy ish. My sense of humor is sharp, my filter is minimal and I'm brutally honest. That said, I can read a room; I'm easy going, considerate and kind. People tell me I'm easy to talk to and be around (unless you're a lefty). I'm fluent in sarcasm, dark humor, quick wit, GIFs (I can literally carry on a whole conversation using only gifs hahah), and memes 💁🏻‍♀️

I can shoot the shit about pretty much anything: cars, business, camping, Rickyisms, how to seize an engine, or whatever happened to you as a child that left you so messed up you had to call me. Just kidding hahah

If you're missing a sense of humor, you're probably not going to like me. Or maybe I'll offend you so much it turns you on. Who knows.

So, what can I do for you? Life is heavy. Hopefully I can help take some of the weight off your shoulders. And put the load right on me 🎶😈🤪 like in the song...

No judgement here. You can relax and be yourself, and I'll be myself. I don't have any kind of rehearsed plan for how our time will go. I enjoy going with the flow and seeing what happens.

A little bit about what I get up to;
I used to love anything outdoorsy. Mountain biking, off-roading, camping, backpacking, snowshoeing.. any kind of adventure was my jam. I'd even go out and do things alone; I just loved being outside. But life happens, and I nearly kicked the bucket in a crash. How, you ask? Well. A little bird took me ouuttt. I know right.
So.. nowadays I read lots of psychology stuff, and I love interior design and fashion, so I'm often balls deep on Pinterest or online shopping. Temu is a freaking wormhole, I tell ya. Comedy is my favorite; stand-up is the only tv I watch. I love music, road trips, snacking and trying new restaurants—I'm a major foodie. I've retired from cooking and taken up baking instead. But only banana bread. Pretty much anything else just catches on fire.

People often tell me I should be a psychologist. Got a problem? I can definitely maybe help. Or make things substantially worse because I suggested a little accidental swerve into... A speed bump. Allegedly. Who knows!

Congratulations! You've reached level 2:
The deep dive that nobody asked for. Because apparently, I don't have an off switch 💁‍♀️

•Safe & Discreet

•Photos are accurate, recent & unedited.
100% independent.

•Beautiful, high-end & discreet location on the west side. Top-shelf is my thing

For our meeting, you can choose the Blaire experience or the Spicy Blaire experience. Ask me for session details.
Every session is different.

A deposit is required to book. Sorry, but Deryk was the last straw and ruined it for everyone. Now we have to give Blaire a bit of money so she knows we won't stand her up after she's cleaned the house, done the laundry, styled her hair and makeup and walked around *trying hardest not to hobble* in those sexy heels you said you wanted her to wear, only for your ass to ghost. Thanks Derik, ya prick

Hahaha

I really appreciate you respecting my time, and I'll always respect yours.

Text me your age, ethnicity and what you have in mind for our meeting.

Please have your deposit ready... Unless you choose to do a FaceTime verification and realize my Adam's apple is bigger than yours... Well then, I wouldn't blame you for not booking.

That being said, I conduct myself like a lady and prefer to dress classy. I don't go around with a trash mouth, but the right person can certainly bring it out. And I promise there's no catfishing and no Adam's apple. Just a dick. Hehe *evil laugh*

My availability is limited—very low volume.
It's best to book a bit in advance.

📲403-483-0334

IG @g0

If you really read all this, you get a piece of homemade banana bread when I see you. But only after you pass the exam 💁‍♀️😂