Kit Parker

NYC, Nov 16-23
Based in SF for December.
Hiatus beginning start of 2027.

After a period of productive dormancy, I’m allowing myself to be found again.

Exploring the margins of freedom, beyond my golden cage.

Bases in NYC, LA, SF, and London. Sometimes lost somewhere in between (I somehow managed to put 60,000 miles on my car this year.)

I’m a dallying post-graduate student with ample charms and curious persuasions. I’ve spent my 20s picking up some frivolous yet educational degrees in the UK, currently culminating in my penultimate doctorate. Educated badly for practical life and beautifully for everything else.

However, I’d still consider myself “Midwestern Nice” — and I believe my temperament reflects this.

Physically? Well, I hope that my photos speak for themselves. I stand at 5'10" with a natural hourglass figure (see Velázquez's Rokeby Venus). My deep blue eyes are the recipient of most polite compliments. If it's important to you, I will have you know that I have no tattoos, piercings, or enhancements. I’ve always preferred original finishes.

You might ask, "How did I end up here?", to which I'd reply, "Catholic school."

Music and outdoors enthusiast. Trained in classical piano but still yacht-rock fluent.

I've enjoyed seeing lesser-traveled corners of the world in the eternal search for novelty (canoe and horse preferred). I sometimes get carried away by my extracurricular interests, finding myself in the strangest of situations asking myself, yet again, what am I doing here? "This", being no exception!

High risk, high reward, mega bullish.

So much for my innocent life!