Elouise Elliott

If it’s not personal, it’s random- and random has a very high risk of being a waste of time.

Welcome. An ideal match for me might be someone who…

Can chuckle about how we met.
Enjoys a woman who talks with her hands.
Feels that side boob trumps traditional cleavage.
Finds the majority of these opening profiles bizarrely performative.
Believes freckles are for playing connect the dots.
Understands we both have nothing to prove.
But also wants to bet on who has the better credit score.
Agrees laughter is actually proven to be the best medicine.
Remembers where he comes from (we probably both have a few stories).

…Or perhaps someone drawn to a woman who is strong in body and mind, with a wicked sense of humor, an entrepreneurial spirit, and an eye for design.

I’m often described as a “surprise and delight”- grounded, engaging, and a little unexpected. I appreciate a raw sense of humor; no need to over-sensor it.

If you’ve answered yes to even one of the above, I might just be your next novel idea. A thoughtful email introduction tends to be the best place to start. A few genuine lines about yourself will always stand out more than anything rushed.

I live in NYC and do not tour, though I do love hopping on a train or flight for dates six hours or longer-feel free to tempt me with an adventure.

Lifestyle and humor accounts:
X: x.com/elouiseelliott4
IG: @el.ou.ise

The photos that get flagged on other accounts:
Bluesky: @elouiseelliott4.bsky.social